Tanner Forbes, Stripper Extraordinaire

I'm an erotic dancer, available for hire 24/6! (I don't work the Lord's day.)

To hire me, email me through my hiring coordinator, CindyOrganist@gmail.com

Disclaimers:

  • No butt stuff. On you, you can do whatever to me.

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My Personal Blog:

Thursday, April 28th

The class action lawsuit against Pennypacker Inc. is going well! As the class representative the brundt of the evidence and liability lies on me, and I've never had so much responsibility in my life. But damnit, the Dink Shrinkener was supposed to finally reduce the size of my giant package, not make it even bigger!! I can't believe they bought it from that kooky inventor Gizmo without proper testing. Ridiculous.

Disclaimer: This is a joke website for Tanner's Bachelor Party, if you're reading this please don't not hire Tanner because you think he's a stripper.